Sunday, December 5, 2010

Parachute Pants

Break it down! Can't touch this! When people think parachute pants they think of M.C Hammer in his video, "U Can't Touch This",  because he was the man to get the trend started in the 80's. Parachute pants were made of a metallic, shiny fabric, they a had very wide and very low crotch and thigh areas but abruptly got tighter from the knees to the ankle. Many associate these pants with the 80's but in reality, they are incredibly mutated harem pants which date back to Biblical times, Aladdin's era. Now Harem pants - real harem pants, they are okay... because they don't make you look like you are wearing an oversized, EXTREMELY full diaper.

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