Sanna Bikini Jeans

  Just when I thought jeans couldn't get any lower...these are created! The company, Sannas Brazil Fashions (founded in 2003) actually sells pants with a built in thong. Honestly, they are TRASHIEST jeans ever to hit stores! It was bad enough when you see a girls thong that is NOT a part of her pants...Now they have decided to emphasize that?! But no, they can be found nonetheless. http://www.sannas.jp/main/en/pants-jeans/bikini-pants.html is where you can buy them...

Crocs Shoes

Crocs are by far the most ugliest shoes ever created. They were origionally created as a spa shoe because they don't slip on wet surfaces and because they are made out of foam they float. So they were popular with boaters, and made their first appearance at a Ft. Lauderdale boat show in 2002. The croc shoe is made from a foam resin called Croslite which forms to the wearers foot. So they are actually very comfortable and functional - but not fashionable. The original design (above) were slip-ons that had holes all around and on top the front part of the shoe. They have kind of a lima bean shape to be honest... but now if you go to their website of www.crocs.com you can get them in any shape and style. Faux fur, boots, slippers or the original are all available.

Jammers

Let's face it, the fashion and fads from  the 80s were either incredible or the worst invention ever created. And wearing 'Jammers' bike shorts, that typically came in black with a colored stripe down the side was common. It was typically worn with a shirt that would show ones navel. They were another thing in the 80's that was just WRONG! Jammers look like my high school swim  teams speedos. I personally don't understand how this became a trend. You are wearing spandex, Spandex hides very little, so someone who is well endowed would have serious issues. No matter how totally retro you would look.

Parachute Pants

Break it down! Can't touch this! When people think parachute pants they think of M.C Hammer in his video, "U Can't Touch This",  because he was the man to get the trend started in the 80's. Parachute pants were made of a metallic, shiny fabric, they a had very wide and very low crotch and thigh areas but abruptly got tighter from the knees to the ankle. Many associate these pants with the 80's but in reality, they are incredibly mutated harem pants which date back to Biblical times, Aladdin's era. Now Harem pants - real harem pants, they are okay... because they don't make you look like you are wearing an oversized, EXTREMELY full diaper.

A Denim Skirt with a Cloth Hem

I first saw this kind of skirt at Kohls in the early 2000's. Basically this fashion is one of the TACKIEST fashions ever created!!! They are two completely different skirts COMBINED in the most  unflattering way possible! It just seems as though the person cant make up their mind... should i wear a denim skirt or a frilly cloth skirt? Now don't get me wrong, Some people can pull this off, but they are a rare breed. Mostly the skirt just looks exceptionally trashy.

Zubaz

Zubaz became a HUGE fad in the early 1990's, but they weren't even deigned by someone associated with fashion... They were designed by too wrestlers from Minnesota. WRESTLERS! They were officially meant to be more comfortable & functional while weight lifting. They are tapered at the ankle with the outer part of the leg being longer than the instep. Zubaz are traditionally zebra print, but they are available in any color or design possible! The company slogan is "Dare to be Different!" And lets face it, When you are wearing Zubaz...you are different. But don't worry! There are people out there who are just as tacky